Things NOT to say when in bed with a woman...

wow!!! 5:00am and still up...anyway here is my own list of “Things NOT to say when in bed with women”:

Ø What’s that smell…?

Ø Where do I / how do I …? (you pervert)

Ø Call her by some other name (that’s RED alert…may day, may day)

Ø Yawn (not exactly talking but equally dangerous)

Ø I am hungry; how about I eat while you…?

Ø Awww it’s alright, everybody looks funny when they are naked…(giggles)

Ø Can you just pass me the remote control?

Ø On second thoughts, let’s turn off the lights!

Ø Errr…when is this suppose to feel good?

Ø Babe that’s amazing, you are good enough to do this for a living!

Ø I hope that leak’s from the water bed?

Ø It sure is nice to be with a woman that I don’t have to inflate…

Ø Did you know that dangers from liposuction are just over hyped?

Ø Man, you are just as good as my ex?

Ø I actually hate women who believe that sex “means” something. I mean c’mon, don’t you think that’s ridiculous?

Ø My friend’s dad is a really good plastic surgeon…

Ø How long do you plan to be “almost there”? Because the game starts in 10mins.

(THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE…BUT YOU CAN TRY IT AT YOUR OWN RISK. DON’T FORGET TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE THOUGH)

Lil Wayne attempts a guitar solo...rockstar style

So …
Lil Wayne appeared on some show recently and attempted a guitar solo. Well he wanted to shred the guitar and make it scream, but I guess he ended up shredding our ears and making us scream… IN PAIN. I mean c’mon, I don’t see a point of the whole stunt, agreed your taking up guitar lessons (haven’t really been practicing though) and agreed you are coming up with ‘the rebirth’ album (his first ever rock album (may be last) <- I have parenthesis within parenthesis lol) and agreed you are excited about it but that doesn’t mean you take out your guitar everywhere. I mean he tortured students at Florida state university and then he killed people at a concert with his guitar stunt. And it’s just getting out of control now. Every time he appears somewhere he ends up playing it. It’s like next time you see Lil Wayne and his guitar together… RUN…not to get his autograph, as far as possible and cover your ears. And it’s not like each time he plays something different, he plays the same three un-tuned notes (on the same string) over and over again and then starts singing. Why can’t he just learn the instrument properly and then start showing off instead of playing ROCKSTAR right now. Anyway I have a video as a proof of his atrocious act below. PS: to all those haters: I LOVE LIL WAYNE, no seriously I do, till he pops the guitar out. Once he does that I start seeing him as Mr. George dubya Bush. But I love his raps and I loved his music till “the rebirth”.

My first ever blog entry...

Hey Folks,
Welcome to my blog!!! I don’t know who is really going to read this, may be no one…may be a lot of you??!! But let me begin by telling you guys a little bit about myself. Well, I am a 21yro student of ASU (Arizona State University). I am doing my undergrad in mechanical engineering and yeah like every other college student I have some major sleep issues (blame it on engineering, my procrastination and random partying :P). On a more serious note, the reason I created this blog is because I have many thoughts and ideologies lingering in my head when I toss and turn in my bed trying to get some sleep. Hence the name ‘Internal monologues at 3:00am’. It isn’t really going to be about a particular set of topics or issues, just random thoughts and questions that pop up in my head. It can be anything ranging from a boring engineering lecture by a nerdy professor to current international issues or about new technology. Just about anything and everything that catches my attention and interests me. It can be a person on the bus while going to college or general social habits of people. Yes, it will be totally random and something that sparks me to think about it and write something about it. So yeah it is about me…me…me and ME…not about what people want to hear. Also, many times I may end up making a very serious issue sound funny but then I just can’t help it. So please don’t be mad at me, that’s just the tone in which I end up writing no matter how hard I try (yeah I am just really immature). In short I may not be politically correct all the time. Oh and yeah did I mention, this is going to be about ME.
Also, what I expect from you guys is that please please PLEASE comment on stuff that you see here. Whether you like it or hate it. Even if it’s something like “that was good…I agree with you” or “man you suck…you’re a retard...get a life or some sleeping pills”. Anyway, it really matters to me as I am new to this whole blogging thing and writing stuff that everyone reads (hopefully). So your comments and critiques are going to help me a lot to better myself at this.