Things NOT to say when in bed with a woman...

wow!!! 5:00am and still up...anyway here is my own list of “Things NOT to say when in bed with women”:

Ø What’s that smell…?

Ø Where do I / how do I …? (you pervert)

Ø Call her by some other name (that’s RED alert…may day, may day)

Ø Yawn (not exactly talking but equally dangerous)

Ø I am hungry; how about I eat while you…?

Ø Awww it’s alright, everybody looks funny when they are naked…(giggles)

Ø Can you just pass me the remote control?

Ø On second thoughts, let’s turn off the lights!

Ø Errr…when is this suppose to feel good?

Ø Babe that’s amazing, you are good enough to do this for a living!

Ø I hope that leak’s from the water bed?

Ø It sure is nice to be with a woman that I don’t have to inflate…

Ø Did you know that dangers from liposuction are just over hyped?

Ø Man, you are just as good as my ex?

Ø I actually hate women who believe that sex “means” something. I mean c’mon, don’t you think that’s ridiculous?

Ø My friend’s dad is a really good plastic surgeon…

Ø How long do you plan to be “almost there”? Because the game starts in 10mins.

(THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE…BUT YOU CAN TRY IT AT YOUR OWN RISK. DON’T FORGET TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE THOUGH)