Bizarre laws

Alright so here is a list of some really stupid and ridiculous laws that some of the states in the US of A have:

Arizona:
· Hunting a camel is prohibited (I haven’t seen a single camel in last two years here)
· Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs (this one really cracks me up)
· It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine (damn right, it should be illegal lol)
· When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses. (this would be funny. I mean ok dude u have a shotgun and I don’t – you win!!)
· There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. (as if there is a shortage)
· You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (hahaha , are you serious?)

California:
· Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. (eer….may be next time you can sue the govt. on a cloudy day)
· Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
· Bathhouses are against the law.
· Women may not drive in a house coat. (I say women may not drive in anything, that should be fun)
· No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. (no shit Sherlock)

New York:
· Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. (I am in favor of this law)
· It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing. (whaaattt)
· Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
· A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. (so much for bar hopping)
· The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (you bet)
· A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

Florida:
· While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (yes sir)
· Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00pm. (okkaaayyy)
· Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. (what about the windows and sliders)
· If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.(that clears out a lot of confusion)
· Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (hell yeah, that could do some serious damage)
· It is illegal to skateboard without a license. (picture getting pulled over)
· It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
· When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (HUH!? … but then, who’s reporting)
· Oral sex is illegal. (that’s a protest march right there)
· You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (did anyone notice that Florida has the maximum retired population and majority of these laws are related to sex)
· Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
· You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
· You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (what is its silent and not at all violent)
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And the list goes on. You guys can visit http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama for the list of rest of the states and also some other countries.